"I cannot believe the tyrant raisin queen is back again" January 9, 2014

Song #9: Timber- Ke$ha (Ke$ha solo version)

From the single Timber, released October 7, 2014

"It's going down/ I'm yelling timber/ you better move/ you better dance/ let's make a night/ you won't remember/ I'll be the one/ you won't forget...

/Sometimes I think about if the world was about to end/ I hope I'd go out with a bang and my sickest friends/ I'd give a toast and break the bottles on the asphalt/ and watch the world explode...

/Not for the money/ not for the fame/ every night and every day/ I'm just doin' this my way/ I'm just doin' this my way"

"Why aren’t you raisin the amount of raisins instead??? Raisin jokes" January 8, 2014

Song #8: Congraturaisins- Blue October

From the album Foiled, released August 9, 2006

"My mind it kind of goes fast/ I'll try to slow it down for you/ I think I'd love to take a drive I want to give you something I've been wanting to give to you for years/ my heart/ my heart my pain won't cover up/ you left me...

/my words they don't come out right/ but I'll try to say I'm happy for you/ I think I'm going to take that drive"

"There's a 99.99% chance of me failing." "I believe in you, I'm sure there's on a 98.6% chance of that happening, have more faith in yourself." January 7, 2014

Song #7: Dirt Room- Blue October
From the album Approaching Normal, released March 24, 2009
"I really think that this is fun for the money/ I'll make it comfy for the time wasted making you rich/ I want to cover you in ants bees and honey/ and take a picture for the cover of our album"

"Rub your butt on someone" January 6, 2013

Song #6: Sexual Powertrip (One Big Lie) Bla Bla- Blue October
From the album History For Sale, released April 8, 2003
"In the opposite way when things get comfortable/ I'll keep on licking 'till your flavor is gone/ but it's getting more impossible to keep a straight face and be trusted with I love you/ yes/ I love you/ so don't trust my words when I'm in bed with you I'll bring the message but the message gets lost/ yeah you opened your legs and maybe I promised you/ you didn't notice that my ankles were crossed...
/can you show me how to treat someone/ I don't recall ever learning how/ because I keep fucking up/ I keep fucking up"

"How do you date a cake?" January 5, 2014

Song #5: A Dustland Fairytale- The Killers

From the album Day & Age, released November 18, 2008

"Saw Cinderella in a party dress/ but she was lookin' for a nightgown/ I saw the devil wrapping up his hands/ he's getting ready for the showdown/ I saw the minute that I turned away/ I got my money on a palm tonight/ change came in disguise of revelation set his soul on fire/ she says she always knew he'd come around/ and the decades disappear like sinking ships/ but we preserve God gives us hope/ but we still fear what we don't know/ my mind is poison/ castles in the sky sit stranded/ vandalized/ a drawbridge is closin'...

/now Cinderella don't you go to sleep/ it's just a bitter form of refuge/ oh don't you know the kingdom's under siege/ and everybody needs you/ is there still magic in the midnight sun/ or did you leave it back in '61/ in the cadence of a young man's eyes/ I wouldn't dream so high" 

"UGH gay people hating" January 4, 2014

Song #4: The Co-Dependent- Sia

From the album We Are Born, released June 18, 2010

"Feels like we are married and I haven't run away run away run away/ so many years I've carried you in my arms/ yet I stay yet I stay yet I stay/ And still i come a-running when I hear the telephone telephone telephone/ and I ask for absolutely nothing in return in return in return/ I'm gonna' watch you drink it all/ I'm gonna' watch you fall/ you'll find me by your side/ if you find me at all/ so here it is an offer everything I have to give/ my love for you allows me not to judge the way you live way you live way you live/ so just remember that whenever you may feel alone feel alone feel alone/ yeah I am here there's nothing to fear I will be your home be your home be your home"

"Senpai notices you. Senpai is very proud of you, Liz-Kōhai" January 3, 2014

Song #3: Ballad Of Mona Lisa- Panic! At The Disco

From the album Vices & Virtues, released March 22, 2011

"She paints her fingers with a close precision/ he starts to notice empty bottles of gin/ and takes a moment to assess the sin she's paid for/ a lonely speaker in a conversation/ her words are swimming through his ears again/ there's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for/ say what you mean/ tell me I'm right/ and let the sun rain down on me/ give me a sign/ I want to believe"

"I'm opposed to, I don't know, being found by woods hobos." "Woods hobos?!" January 2, 2014

Song #2: Do I Wanna Know?- Arctic Monkeys

From the album AM, released September 6, 2013

"Do I wanna know/ if this feeling flows both ways/ sad to see you go/ was sorta' hoping you'd stay/ baby we both know/ that the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day/ crawlin' back to you/ ever thought of calling when you've had a few/ 'cause I always do/ maybe I'm too/ busy being yours to fall for somebody new/ now I've thought it through/ crawlin' back to you/ so have you got the guts/ been wondering if your heart's still open and if so I wanna know what time it shuts/ simmer down and pucker up/ I'm sorry to interrupt it's just I'm constantly on the cusp of tryin'/ to kiss you/ I don't know if you/ feel the same as I do/ but we could be together/ if you wanted to"

"I'm really sorry everything is one big suck fest, dude" January 1, 2014

Song #1: The New Year- Death Cab For Cutie

From the album Transatlanticism, released October 7, 2003

"So this is the new year/ and I don't feel any different/ the clanking of crystals/ explosions off in the distance/ so this is the new year/ and I have no resolutions/ for self-assigned penance/ for problems with easy solutions"