"Have fun hitting the toilet, Powell!!" February 7, 2013

Song #38: Why Don't You Get a Job- The Offspring

From the album Americana, released November 17, 1998

"My friend's got a girlfriend/ and he hates that bitch/ he tells me every day/ he says 'Man I really gotta lose my chick/ in the worst kind of way'"

"I slept next to the copier because it was warm. I made 20 copies and then fell asleep... I'm a school hobo." February 6, 2013

Song #37: Chelsea Dagger- The Fratellis

From the album Costello Music, released September 11, 2006

"I was bold/ she was over the worst of it/ gave me gear/ thank you dear/ bring your sister over here/ let her dance with me just for the hell of it"

"I do not believe anything can be as cute as chipmunk. But you are close... but you are like lemming when you fall off chair." February 5, 2013

Song #36: That Green Gentlemen (Things Have Changed)- Panic! At the Disco

From the album Pretty. Odd., released March 21, 2008

"Things have changed for me/ and that's okay/ I want to go where everyone goes/ I want to know what everyone knows/ I want to go where everyone feels the same"

"I'll get ya'. Try and pull a fast one on me. I'll touch you to death." February 4, 2013

Song #35: Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too- Say Anything

From the album ...Is a Real Boy, released August 3, 2004

"If I die/ and go to hell real soon/ it will appear to me as this room/ and for eternity/ I'll lay in bed/ in my boxers/ half- stoned/ with a pillow under my head"

"I can see why you have no friends" February 3, 2013

Song #34: Dani California- Red Hot Chili Peppers

From the album Stadium Arcadium, released May 5, 2006

"She's a runner/ a rebel/ and a stunner/ on her merry way/ sayin' baby whatcha gunna'/ lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal .45/ just another way to survive"

"I thought you were only into robot cats." February 2, 2013

Song #33: We Looked Like Giants- Death Cab For Cutie

From the album Transatlanticism, released October 7, 2003

"And you'd skip your early classes/ and we'd learn how our bodies worked/ god damn the black night/ with all its foul temptations/ I've become what I always hated"

"I'm basically a dude at this point." "A dude with huge tits." February 1, 2013

Song #32: Less Cute- Say Anything

From the album Say Anything, released November 3, 2009

"Social strategies are taught to bohemian crowds/ and the love was like a food stamp/ handing it out"