"ASS TITS" Febuary 25, 2011

So I almost fell off a cliff today. Three times. I know, I know. Cool story, bro. Tell it again. And I know that my blog has a certain level of... hyperbole to it. But I am dead serious. Slipped on the ice, and had to be pulled up from a cliff leading to rocks, a fence, dead trees and God knows what else. Me and Cole (And three other kids) took a back route downtown from school and pretty much almost got killed or seriously injured.
School was not good, either. I got written up and Tech, and became so fed up with our teacher's sub (The teacher had a kid) that I transferred out of the class. This guy was literally Pretentious McAss Douche. And he got all up close to the students. Major creeper. The guy tells to write a PowerPoint and doesn't give us a freaking topic, or a list of topics.
And now I'm sad because I could have avoided near death all together, gone to the high school, hung out with Sarah and then worked Choir concessions with all my favorite people. Just not a good day.
Today I saw: Maxx, at least. Playing Magic: The Gathering, a card game far beyond my comprehension.
Today I heard: Yells of cuss words as we slipped through the god damned woods.
Today I smelled: Nothing of note, unfortunately. Or maybe not.
Today I touched: Fallout by Ellen Hopkins, because I went to the bookstore after the woods. That's where I saw Maxx, actually. Didn't have the money on me to buy it.
Today I tasted: Grapes. I like grapes. Those were good.

"Your team's going DOWN." Febuary 24, 2011

Today was rather sucky and kind of boring. A comment was made on my anxiety, which only made it worse. And all I saw in people today were their downsides, which is unlike me. All I could see in English is how often my normally lovely teacher rolls her eyes. I can't stand when people do that. To me, it shows a great lack of maturity. People still struck me with all their faults. And as much as I hate that today was that way, I can't help it. Sarah made it a little bit better. Anyway, the high school has  half day tomorrow, so I don't know what I'll do.
Today I saw: Powell, Drake, Maxx and Hippo. But only briefly.
Today I heard: Hippo's voice on Skype. That made things a little bit better, at least.
Today I smelled: GIRL SCOUR COOKIES
Today I touched: Hippo's Game Boy. Attempting to get through Emerald.
Today I tasted: Aforementioned Girl Scout Cookies.

"(948u532)=4920u57+(45x)-84748y-jfnurg isn't normal. But on math it is. Math: not even once" February 21, 2011

So, today was actually pretty good. Hippo strolled off with Gunnar and Jackie for the first part of the afternoon so I spent some time with Sarah, seeing Brendalyn once. AC/DC got fourth or fifth place at state, with Brendalyn getting a gold metal and Maxx getting a silver. Our main opponent didn't win either, so were okay. After a little while I ran into Leslie, and we chatted and looked at pictures. It was nice, Leslie is adorable. After Hippo left Gunnar and Jackie, we took the bus home and had quite the trip, running into the at least foot deep snow piles. Then we got home and Skyped, while she attempted to help me with math, yet I still need more help.
Today I saw: All of the Decathletes walk around the commons confused as to what to do when not at AC/DC.
Today I heard: Leslie's laugh. A much missed one.
Today I smelled: Nothing of note. I suppose I smelt Sarah, which is fairly normal now.
Today I touched: Brendalyn's hand, since she was sitting and couldn't hug me.
Today I tasted: Jello with fruit in it. Better than expected, I must say.

"Dat forehead" February 19, 2011

So, the first part of my day was boring, I can't lie. But then Hippo invited me over and now I'm at her place, blogging from her bed. We've mostly played video games, talked, watched Let's Plays and laughed at hilarious pictures of Powell. And then we fawned over a picture of some of particularly attractive males we just happen to attend school with. Gunnar Maxx Balazs And now Hippo is sleepy so I really should go.
Today I saw: Powell's HILARIOUS Face Book pictures. They are great. I appreciator them.
Today I heard: Maniacal laughter from Hippo and me at Powell's expense. Not for the first time, and probably not for the last. Admittedly, he did choose to put them on the Internet.
Today I smelled: Mac N Cheese as I tried, emphasis on the tired, to eat with chopsticks. Not a good plan.
Today I touched: Hippo's god damned keyboard. It's stupid and out of line. Not cool, man, not cool.
Today I tasted: Very little of the said mac n cheese. At least on the first try.

"Mind your leptons." February 15, 2011- Mom's Birthday

"I must be algae
and You must be fungus
Because I have taken a "lichen" to you"
So, today was actually good. After school though, I ha to have a text message duel with Maxx because he wouldn't give Hippo her Valentine despite the fact that he didn't even know it was one. Then me, Leslie, Trevor, Hippo, Anthony, Sarah, Ashley and I hung out. Leslie left after a little, but not before calling me 'Leslie adorable.' I about imploded.
Before she left, I walked her down to the commons, and ran into Powell, which was good. We talked about antimatter and things like that, which is where the quote came from. Today was parent-teacher conferences so after they others left, Hippo and I sat on the bench behind his table and talked with him when he wasn't talking to parents. And he introduced me to the Advanced English teacher. I'm sure she's lovely, but as of know, she scares me. Actually, when I told Powell this he said "Good." So I must be on the right track. All in all, good day. The AC/DC state team leaves for the State meet tomorrow. Good luck, guys!

"You're Leslie adorable." February 14, 2011- Valentines Day

So, I am going to explain the quote first. Hippo and I were discussing the compliments we like to receive, and I said "Leslie adorable." Because, Leslie is the most adorable creature on the Earth and it's incredibly flattering, or it is if you know her.
Okay. Back up, Hippo and I had this agreement that we would get boys to deliver our Valentines. Hippo, being perfect, knew to ask Marco to deliver mine. And he did, and it was the most adorable/nerdy/ hilariously awkward thing ever. He handed it to be, and did a thumbs up, and walked away. This was after being told to 'cute.' Yeah, Hippo had to ask Brendalyn to ask Marco, and it was apparently very funny. And after I had had the previous conversation, Hippo went up to Marco and made him say to me "You're Leslie adorable."
Because my friends are better than yours.
Oh, and we kind of trolled Marco. He left for a little, so we took his bag, and moved it. Then he went to where it was, walked around and looked for it, and while he did that, we put it back. Trolololololol.
So, yeah. Good day. Expect I couldn't get Hippo her Valentine, so I have to do it tomorrow, if  can track down Maxx. WHICH I WILL.

"You can't trust prostates." February 12, 2011

There were quite a few runner ups for today:

• "I love you, little one."
• "I like you."
• "Johnjohnjohnjohnjohnjohnjohn"
• "Go be saxy, Leslie."
• "Let us praise the popcorn gods, in order to have out crops be bountiful"
  "POP POP POP POP CUYMBA YA YA POP YA"

Things kind of suck. But today was AMAZING. Hippo let me stay over last night and then Ms. Elliot let me help work concessions with Choir. Trevor, Rosemary, Hippo and my two new friends Alexa and John.Plus Austin for some short times. We sang, and dances and sold. And while I awkwardly had to see Jackie, I didn't care. I even heckled Maxx into buying popcorn and saw Leslie. And Sarah's mom. Sarah's mom is brilliant, you have no idea. And while I have a bucket of complaints, I love my friends, I wouldn't trade them for anything. Alas, my feet and back hurt like hell, though. I've been standing for about 5 hours, with maybe two minutes of sitting. Maybe. All worth it. I don't know why I waited until 11: 33 to blog. Oh well.
Today I saw: Pokemon Yellow, which Hippo is letting me borrow.
Today I heard: Some hilarious, new Let's Play videos.
Today I smelled: Popcorn, hot dogs, pretzels, nacho cheese, and Rosemary. (The person)
Today I touched: Candy, Alexa and I worked the candy station. And rapped. She's my DJ.
Today I tasted: Three mother damn soft pretzels with cheese. And candy. And that's about it.

"Your throat is discusting, it's the worst thing about you." January 11, 2011

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Today will be short because my laptop is having issues and I have to use my mother's. School sucked, but I sent the afternoon with Ashley, Trever, Sarah, Hippo, Austin, Gunnar and Maxx. In that order. Fun times. Especially sense Hippo still has Maxx's ID, and Gunnar's french spoon and his sweater. Yes, Gunnar has a french spoon, that Maxx used to almost kill Austin. Did I mention that I hate sporks? Because I do. I am EXTREMELY passionate about my sprok hatred. Shit sucks. I promise.
That's all for now.

"I miss you already!" Day 3, January 3, 2011

So, I'm using a quote from today that made me smile and writing the date so I get used to saying 2011 instead of 2010. The Our Town cast list was apparently posted however, I didn't get the email. The girl who played the lead in the last First City Players play is Emily. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? This is something that makes me so mad. She had her moment where everybody loved her, and now she's getting another. I'm not saying I should have been cast. My audition sucked anyway, because I didn't stand up straight, but for the love of God there were so many more deserving people. I'm tired of talking about this.
Today I saw: Powell, AC/DC, Austin, Gunnar, Sarah and Ashley. People I have missed so much. (Funny tidbit, when I first typed this sentence I wrote 'People I have pissed.' This would amuse Gunnar.
Today I heard: A lot of laughter. Today was a good laugh day. Especially in AC/DC. Invisible double shake-weights are made of laughter.
Today I smelled: My Lush 'Snow Fairy' shower gel. I used to smell amazing, but after travel it smells like old people, TSA, death, doom and piss.
Today I touched: Gunnar's surprisingly soft hair as we laid on the floor of the choir room and talked about life.
Today I tasted: A Hostess cupcake, for the first time in a long time. It was pretty good.