"Happy Easter mini-me!" "Happy Easter grape girl!" March 31, 2013

Song #90: The Church Channel- Say Anything

From the album In Defense of the Genre, released October 23, 2007

"I wake up in a room and realize I'm insane again/ this is the fifth time straight in a year I've ended up in here/ eating pbjs and watching the church channel nightly/ I didn't mind what I did/ I fell behind on my nightly four-course meal of rainbow pills/ and now I'm wondering what is fake and what is real"

"Silly swagless boys" March 30, 2013

Song #89: Your Heart is an Empty Room- Death Cab For Cutie

From the album Plans, released August 30, 2005

"Burn it down/ 'till the embers smoke on the ground/ and start new/ when your heart is an empty room/ with the walls of deepest blue/ home's face/ how it ages when you're away/ spring blooms/ and you find the love that's true/ but you don't know what now to do/ 'cause the chase is all you know/ and she stopped running months ago/ and all you see/ is where else you could be/ when you're at home"

"Interestingly enough, this light post isn't really a lightpost, it's a breed of totem pole" March 29, 2013

Song #88: Kiss You- One Direction

From the album Take Me Home, released November 9, 2012

"So tell me girl if every time we/ touch-ouch-ouch/ you get this kind of/ ru-uh-ush/ baby say yeah yeah yeah/ yeah yeah yeah/ if you don't wanna' take it slow/ and you just wanna' take me home/ baby say yeah yeah yeah/ yeah yeah/ and let me kiss you"

"The first thing I think of when I think of you is a field carrots" March 28, 2013

Song #87: An Insult to the Dead- Say Anything

From the album In Defense of the Genre, released October 23, 2007

"Oh god/ forgive me Moses Jesus Allah/ I have made such an awful regret of today/ I have made such an awesome regret/ I could be more than this/ with all the time I have I'm an insult to the dead"

"You rapscallion" March 27, 2013

Song #86: Love Me Dead- Ludo

From the album You're Awful, I Love You, released February 26, 2008

"You're a faith-healer on TV/ you're an office park without any trees/ corporate and cold/ gushing for gold/ leave me alone/ you suck so passionately/ you're a parasitic psycho filthy creature finger-bangin' my heart"

"My identity thief is my split personality" March 26, 2013

Song #85: Right Now- SR-71

From the album Now You See Inside, released June 20, 2000

"Why you always kick me when I'm/ high/ knock me down 'till we see eye to/ eye...

/I used to be such a nice boy"

"It's raining like a horse" March 25, 2013

Song #84: This Time, This Year- Defiance Ohio

From the album Share What Ya' Got, released 2004

"This time/ this year/ is bigger than us/ it goes on long after we're gone/ this town has taken it all out of us/ made us new men/ made us look at our lives through new eyes/ I love you in so many ways/ taught me to give/ to lose/ to love/ to be lost/ and now/ how to want/ I held your shoulders/ we cried in the dark/ that was last year/ and we were so scared/ so when it comes March/ will we march together/ ride bikes to the river/ and wreck them along the way"

"You sound like a knitting raptor" March 24, 2013

Song  #83: Strawberries- Why?

From the album Mumps, etc..., released October 9, 2012

"And I am not okay boys/ no I am not okay/ no I am not okay/ your mom she sits while her hair is in curlers/ smokes weed and listens to that Garrison Keiler/ that's how I'll live  when I quit my rap career/ let her laughter pass through the rafters and go out into the atmosphere/ strawberries on your birthday Shirley/ the shit I said to high school counselors haunts me/ and I am not okay boys"

"Pardon your beauty" March 23, 2013

Song #82: S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W- My Chemical Romance

From the album Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys, released November 22, 2010

"Move your body when the sunlight dies/ everybody hide your body from the scarecrow/ everybody hide/ make a wish when your childhood dies/ hear the knock knock knock when she cries/ we're all alone tonight"

"What kind of trouble are you getting into now?" March 22, 2013

Song #81: Go-Getter Greg- Ludo

From the album You're Awful, I Love You, released February 26, 2008

"What's up/ didn't mean to sneak up on you there/ I looked downstairs/ and saw you leaving/ so what's up/ I haven't seen you at the pool/ since the barbecue/ not that I've been checked/ here's the deal I've got this thing from work this weekend and I was wondering if you don't have anything going on then maybe/ okay/ they that's cool/ you're busy/ but we should hit up Jose O'Flannegens for jello shots/ your call it's okay not this week/ but Monday/ you could come over tonight/ I'll be watching cop dramas/ and smoking fatty fatties/ I'm a go-getter guy/ with a gun in my hand/ but searching for that someone to be firing it"

"I wish I owned a mini sex shop in high school" March 21, 2013

Song #80: Candy- Robbie Williams

From the album Take the Crown, released November 2, 2012

"Liberate your sons and daughters...

/hey ho/ here she goes/ either a little too loud or a little too close/ got no self-esteem and vertigo/ 'cause she thinks she's made of candy"

"...the ACDC deities" March 20, 2013

Song #79: Total Revenge- Say Anything
From the album ...Is A Real Boy, released August 3, 2004
"You're a problem/ that I can't abide/ I could sleep well/ if only I tried/ but I stay up/ and dream of a bride to be/ oh me/ oh my/ give it up/ I can't wait no more/ I am stuck/ on your bedroom floor/ with the thought/ that I may not be/ as great as those who came before"

"We're terrible people" "We're funny though, so it's okay" March 19, 2013

Song #78: Pieces- Bribry

From the single Staying Together, released June 19, 2012

"Last night I slept alone/ and the bed felt so big that I got lost/ and no one heard my cry/ I woke up hugging air/ my father walked in/ thinking his son/ was still in love with life/ because no one knows I'm in pieces" 

"She's a mini-me" March 18, 2013

Song #77: Sloppy Seconds- George Watsky

From the album Cardboard Castles, released March 12, 2013

"Fuck you if you love a car for its paint job/ love you if you love a car for the road trips/ show me miles and your arms and the pink scars/ where the doctors had to pull out all the bone chips...

/cold pizza/ tie-dye shirts/ broken hearts/ giv'em here/ giv'em here/ hand me downs/ left overs/ sloppy seconds/ giv'em here/ giv'em here/ I don't care where you've been/ how many mile/ I still love you"

"Ruin my day" March 17, 2013

Song #76: It's Time- Imagine Dragons

From the EP Continued Silence, released February 14, 2012

"So this is what you meant/ when you said that you were spent/ and now it's time to build from the bottom of the pit/ right to the top/ don't hold back/ packing my bags and giving the academy a rain check/ I don't ever wanna let you down/ I don't ever wanna' leave this town/ 'cause afterall/ this city never sleeps at night...

/so this is where you fell/ and I am left to sell/ the path to heaven runs through miles of clouded hell/ right to the top/ don't look back/ turning the rags and giving the commodities a rain check"

"You just need to ride down on your polar bear, and I'll ride upon my surfboard and we'll meet halfway, in Canada" March 16, 2013

Song #75: Scar Tissue- Red Hot Chili Peppers

From the album Californication, released June 8, 1999

"Scar tissue that I wish you saw/ sarcastic Mr. Know It All/ close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause/ with the birds I'll share like lonely view"

"...economical flowering of trees" March 15, 2013

Song #74: Go the Distance- Hercules

From the movie Hercules, released June 27, 1997

"I have often dreamed/ of a far off place/ where a great/ warm/ welcome would be waiting for me/ where the crowds would cheer/ when they see my face/ and a voice keeps saying/ this is where I'm meant to be/ I can find my way/ I can do the distance/ I'll be there someday/ if I can be strong/ I know every mile/ will be worth my while/ I'd go most anywhere to feel like I/ belong"

"Gary motherfucking Oak" March 14, 2013

Song #73: Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana

From the album Nevermind, released September 24, 1991

"With the lights out/ it's less dangerous/ here we are now/ entertain us/ I feel stupid/ and contagious/ here we are now/ entertain us...

 /I'm worse at what I do best/ and for this gift I feel blessed/ our little group has always been/ and always will until the end"

"What defines a hooligan?" "Well it has to be a young whippersnapper" March 13, 2013

Song #72: Oh Comely- Neutral Milk Hotel

From the album In The Aeroplane Over the Sea, released February 10, 1998

"Oh comely/ I will be with you when you lose your breath/ chasing the only/ meaningful memory you thought you had left with some pretty/ bright and bubbly/ terrible scene that was doing her thing on your chest/ but oh comely/ it isn't as pretty as you'd like to guess/ in your memory you're/ drunk on your awe to me/ it doesn't mean anything at all"

"I'm a little knowledgeable in my subjects" March 12, 2013

Song #71: Someday- The Strokes

From the album Is This It, released July 30, 2001

"When we was young/ oh man did we have fun/ always/ always/ promises/ they break before they're made/ sometimes/ sometimes...

/no/ I ain't waistin' no more time/ and now my fears/ they come to me in threes/ so I/ sometimes/ say 'fate my friend/ you say the strangest things/ I find/ sometimes'/ oh Maya says I'm lacking in depth/ say I will try my best/ you say you wanna stay by my side/ darlin' your head's not right/ see alone we stand together we fall apart/ yeah I think I'll be alright/ I'm working so I won't have to try so hard"

"Remember that time we had the same life problem? I remember" March 11, 2013

 Song #70: Anxious and Worrying- Defiance Ohio

From the album The Fear, The Fear, The Fear, released December 4, 2007

"Anxious and worrying/ so you spend your whole life hurrying/ searching for something better/ than what you knew before/and always knowing you are you/ and you are going to even up the score/ is that what you're always fighting for...

/everything is magic until it becomes routine/ in your bedroom/ on the road/ or in the corners of your dreams/ and I sure hope we aren't just spinning our wheels/ whatever happens I think you should know that I'm just glad it feels/ like anything at all/ so don't push me down/ I don't go down easy"

"You're so great and everyone you know drags you down" March 11, 2013

Song #69: From Finner- Of Monsters and Men

From the album My Head is An Animal, released September 20, 2011

"And we are far from home/ but we're so happy/ far from home/ all alone/ but we're so happy/ after every sunny day/ came a stormy night/ that's when Finner said/ 'keep your heads held high'"

"You're still cool though, nobody is perfect" March 9, 2013

Song #68: Death For My Birthday- Say Anything

From the album Say Anything, released November 3, 2009

"I want death/ death for my birthday/ I want death/ death in the worst way/ I want death/ death for my birthday/ don't get me wrong/ 'cause I love life/ life has a boyfriend/ bless my soul I'm out to destroy them...

/help me claw my way to the surface/ oh sweet lord you know I deserve this/ just one more/ just one more birthday"

"Superman's crystal palace" March 8, 2013

Song #67: One More Time With Feeling- Regina Spektor

From the album Far, released June 22, 2009

"Hold on/ one more time with feeling/ try it again/ breathing's just a rhythm/ say in your mind until/ you know that the words are right/ this is/ why we/ fight/ you thought by now you'd be/ so much better than you are/ you thought by now they'd see/ that you had come so far/ and the pride inside their eyes/ would synchronize into a love you're never know/ so much more than you've been shown"

"So edgy" March 7, 2013

Song #66: Property- Say Anything

From the album Say Anything, released November 3, 2009

"Don't you go leaving/ baby I'll find you/ tell all your secrets/ no one will want you/ it's for your own good/ I know what's best for you/ if you won't sleep with me/ there'll be no rest for you/ until the day you're broke/ until you drop and choke/ I'll be your man/ this much I know/ this much I know/ until the empire falls/ until you think it all/ you gave your love to me/ and now you are my property/ you've sold your soul/ you've sold your soul/ you can't retrieve the love I stole from you/ it's true/ deny with everything you do/ you're my property/ you're my property/ sell you into bondage/ baby I own you...

/X your ambition/ soon you will fear the dark/ 'cause I lurk in your bed/ till the day you see/ that you mean nothing to me/ until the day I find/ someone to fall in live/ without a single sin/ without an opinion"

"All my homies and my crew and my swag" March 6, 2013

Song #65: Dirty Paws- Of Monsters and Men

From the album My Head is An Animal, released September 20, 2011

"Jumping up and down the floor/ my head/ is an animal"

"People should be more quotable" March 5, 2013

Song #64: First Day Of My Life- Bright Eyes

From the album I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning, released January 25, 2005

"Remember the time you drove all night/ just to meet me in the morning/ and I thought it was strange you said everything changed/ you felt as if you just woke up/ and you said/ 'this is the first day of my life/ I'm glad I didn't die before I met you'/ and now I don't care I could go anywhere with you/ and I'd probably be happy/ so if you want to be with me/ with these things there's no telling/ we just have to wait and see/ but I'd rather be working for a paycheck than waiting to win the lottery/ besides maybe this time is different/ I mean I really think you like me"

"I'd be scared if I saw you on the street" March 4, 2013

Song #63: She's a Handsome Woman- Panic! At the Disco

From the album Pretty. Odd., released March 21, 2008

"Innocence/ sunk the glow and drowned in covers/ send for all your absent lovers things...

/go on/ grab your hat and fetch your camera/ go on/ film the world before it happens"

"At least it doesn't make you sleep 27 hours a day" March 3, 2013

Song #62: King and Lionheart- Of Monsters and Men

From the album My Head is An Animal, released September 20, 2011

"Taking over this town/ they should worry/ but these problems aside I think I taught you well/ that we won't run/ we won't run...

/howling ghosts they reappear/ and mountains that are stacked with fear/ but you're a king and I'm a lionheart"

"You're a very special snowflake" "Thank... you are too" March 2, 2013

Song #61: Surgically Removing the Tracking Device- Say Anything

From the album In Defense of the Genre, released October 23, 2007

"Empty all the meds/ never anymore/ for sure/ throbbing in my flesh/ breaking out/ in scarlet scores/ therapy/ I've been enslaved/ I think I better medicate this rage...

/fixing up the drugs/ with a tiny flame/ put 'em in my lungs/ and forget my name"

"How'd your pomegranate taste?" "Like an apple!" March 1, 2013

Song #60: Mountain Sound- Of Monsters and Men

From the album My Head is An Animal, released September 20, 2011

"I heard them calling in the distance/ so I packed my things and ran/ far away from all the trouble/ I had caused with my two hands/ alone we traveled on/ with nothing but a shadow/ we fled/ far away...

/some had scars and some had scratches/ it made me wonder about their past/ and as I looked around I began to notice/ that we were nothing like the rest...

whoa oh oh oh/ we sleep until the sun goes down/ woah oh oh oh/ we sleep until the sun goes down"