"Dear dogs, I know you love the smell of swimming pools, but please do not spill bleach all over the laundry room. Love, person who has to clean it all up." June 6, 2011

Top five favorite consoles (in no real order):

1. Nintendo 64
2. Nintendo DS
3. Nintendo Gameboy Color
4. Nintendo Gamecube
5. Nintendo Wii

I play too much Nintendo. I need to branch out.

Today I saw: So many of Proton Jon's #E3 tweets. So. Many. The man was geeking out.
Today I heard: Myself, a lot more than usual.
Today I smelled: Nothing. My nose is stuffed and I can't smell anything.
Today I touched: Lots of controllers. As you can see, I'm getting in touch with my gamer.
Today I tasted: Way too many strawberries. I have a feeling this is an omen for the rest of my summer.