"Only for you, baby." March 19, 2011

Today, today, today. Today was excellent. Sarah invited me over and we've been fondling laughing the whole time. It's 9:54 so I'll have to go home soon, but I figured I'd blog before I did. Having friends like Sarah always leads to fun times. And plenty of innuendos. And that's always good. What would life be without a  few dirty jokes? Am I right? Of course I am.
Derpden is something on a connoisseur at World of Warcraft so basically we Tumbled and played that. I know that sounds boring for those of you who have never done either of these things, but it is a ton of fun. Six dogs, two cats, two computers and two dirty minds can only end in fun. And yes, Sarah does really have six dogs.
Today I saw: Scary as fuck whale shark in WoW. Those things are scarier than you think.
Today I heard: Laughter. And dogs. And orgasms.
Today I smelled: Dogs. So. Many. Dogs.
Today I touched: Sarah Kitties!
Today I tasted: Sarah Frosted flakes. Not good without sugar.